Monday, December 05, 2005

The result of the Conservative Party Leadership Election is....

.... not announced yet.

So we will have to make do with this remarkably succint status report from my correspondent in the "Big Apple":
" the new water meters have everyone in an uproar, the new library will not be built, and the piles of leaves I was going to pick up this weekend are now all covered with snow, so I won't have to worry about them again until April. Other than that, there is no news on the Rialto: Natalee Holloway is still missing, the war in Iraq is still raging, and Brad and Angelina are still together. All is well."


Carry on.

3 comments:

ninme said...

But what about the phonics?!

Akaky said...

Mr and Mrs Tele Phonics are proud to announce the graduation of their son, Quadra, from the Pre-K class of the Dreckscheiss School in Lancaster, Pennsylvania. Mr Phonics is a financial consultant for the firm of Your, Mine, & Ours, Inc., an investment house on Wall Street. Mrs Phonics, the former Stereo Sounds of Easthampton, is a rodeo clown. Master Phonics was born 47 years ago on a train headed out of Dodge City, Kansas. He will enter the first grade at the Dreckscheiss School next year after his parents feed him to their collection of lamprey eels for Christmas dinner.

Akaky said...

Somewhere the soul of Veronica Geng is saying, you know, Akaky, you're ripping me off here. This is true, of course, but night has fallen and I am trying to get out of this egregious mold pit while I still have the ability to breathe.