If one takes the more pedantic interpretation of the split infinitive (and I think you can guess where this is going...), I counted no less than 5 (FIVE!) instances in the section "Newspapers of (broken) record".
Methods for correctly inserting curly quotes in web pages are not well understood..
Two in one sentence!
As for the rest of the article, whilst one cannot fault the author's intentions, it is beyond contempt and possibly the pale:
- Failure to insert spaces between "em" dashes and the words on either side
To cap it all, he then has the effrontery to chastise his readers:
If you are one of these people, put out your hand so I can slap it with a ruler.
Slap it with a ruler, eh? Well, Sonny-Jim, I think you will find that it is the Pedant-General who is charged with dispensing summary justice in this field.
All together now:
STRING HIM UP!