This weekend's entertainment found him engaged in the most enlightening conversation with a nice gentleman from the Game Conservancy Trust.
What did he have to tell us? The two things that we all need to know about Grouse Poo. Obviously.
- Grouse poo is green when freshly laid (dropped?), but changes to Orange over time, as the grass component dries out. Interestingly, in this state they look remarkably like Wotsits.
- Grouse produce exactly one pellet of poo every 20 minutes.
Gripping stuff, eh?