Q: What has eight legs, eight arms and eight eyes?And I'm running a book on how long it will take ninme (inimitably) to pick this up.
A: Eight pirates.
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Woolly Thinking Expunged!
The Harsh Spotlight of Ridicule Shone upon Moral Equivalence!
Q: What has eight legs, eight arms and eight eyes?And I'm running a book on how long it will take ninme (inimitably) to pick this up.
A: Eight pirates.
6 comments:
Eye eye, Sir! ARRRRRGGGGHHHHH!
Awww, maaaan... but I laughed. *shakes head*
Keep the day job. :-P
"Tis true, thou art a plump, gut-wrenching whipper-snapper!"
Courtesy of the Olde English & Pirate curse generator.
Sorry, couldn't resist...
What did the snail say when they put it on the tortoise?
Wheeeeeeeeeee!
See?
It's not just me that likes these jokes...
What made you think otherwise? A little silliness is good for the soul. Stops us taking ourselves too seriously.
And who's been putting snails on my tortoises? Someone has to clear up the slime, dammit!
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