Friday, March 03, 2006

Look Away Now - This is REALLY bad

This is so dreadful that I can resist posting it:
Q: What has eight legs, eight arms and eight eyes?

A: Eight pirates.
And I'm running a book on how long it will take ninme (inimitably) to pick this up.

6 comments:

Akaky said...

Eye eye, Sir! ARRRRRGGGGHHHHH!

Lord Pasternack said...

Awww, maaaan... but I laughed. *shakes head*

Keep the day job. :-P

Longrider said...

"Tis true, thou art a plump, gut-wrenching whipper-snapper!"

Courtesy of the Olde English & Pirate curse generator.

Sorry, couldn't resist...

berenike said...

What did the snail say when they put it on the tortoise?





Wheeeeeeeeeee!

The Pedant-General in Ordinary said...

See?

It's not just me that likes these jokes...

Longrider said...

What made you think otherwise? A little silliness is good for the soul. Stops us taking ourselves too seriously.

And who's been putting snails on my tortoises? Someone has to clear up the slime, dammit!