I recall the long faces of the purveyors of SRU merchandise last time Scotland were up for the Grand Slam, only to have it (and the Calcutta Cup...) snatched away at the final match at Murrayfield.
How I feel for the Parisians. [Tries to stifle snigger. Fails]
Would you like some haggis, Monsieur Chirac, to go with your humble pie?