Saturday, May 02, 2009

Man bites python!

It's a truism in the newspaper business that dog bites man is not a story. That's just part of the natural order of things. However, when a man bites a dog that's a reversal o said natural order and is thus in fact a story.

So when this little snippet crossed the sub editors desk there was that truism reverberating in his head. No, not man bites dog but:

A Kenyan man bit a python who wrapped him in its coils and hauled him up a tree in a struggle that lasted hours, local media said Wednesday.

Farm manager Ben Nyaumbe was working at the weekend when the serpent, apparently hunting for livestock, struck in the Malindi area of Kenya's Indian Ocean coast.

"I stepped on a spongy thing on the ground and suddenly my leg was entangled with the body of a huge python," he told the Daily Nation newspaper.

When the snake coiled itself round his upper body, Nyaumbe resorted to desperate measures: "I had to bite it."

The python dragged him up a tree, but when it eased its grip, Nyaumbe said he was able to take a mobile phone out of his pocket and phone for help.

Of course the headline was thus "Man bites python."

Very traditional people, subeditors are.

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