Snakes in a toilet!

OK, so it's not snakes in a plane, which has to have been the only movie ever which started with just the title and then went on to do just that, have snakes, on a plane. However, this story about snakes in the toilet is still amusing:

A Taiwanese man became a sitting target for a snake, which bit his penis as sat on the toilet at his rural home, local media reported on Monday.

"As soon as he sat down, he suddenly felt a knife-like pain and reacted instinctively by standing up," the China Times said. "When he looked down, he saw the big snake."

Fortunately, it wasn't a poisonous snake. Getting someone to suck the venom out might have been troublesome.