So it looks as if the Spice Girls Reunion is on then.
Isn't that just so wonderfully joyous? Five women who can't sing being paid some tens of millions each to remind us all that they can't sing very well?
Fortunately, there are no teenage girls within wallet reach of this household so it doesn't actually have to affect me: but those who do have youngsters around, watch out. This is aimed firmly at getting you to spend you pension fund right now.
Spice Girls reunion? Pah!