A beer, stupid!

I think we've all had this experience at one time or another, haven't we? Bar staff so stupid that they don't understand what it is that you're asking for? You know, you ask for a beer and they look at you in open mouthed astonishment that someone might come into a bar and ask for such a thing?

Well, now there's a solution:

A Spanish bar is encouraging clients to insult its staff and offering free drinks for original or hilarious abuse.

"When you come in after work, you can say swear at them and call them bastard or imbecile," said client Antonio Ossa, who told state news agency EFE the promotion by the "Casa Pocho" bar in the southern town of Cullera near Valencia seemed like a good idea to him.

There you have it, although you'll obviously have to travel to Spain in order to vent your frustrations.