Look Lady...

There's being inventive in hyour criminality and yet there comes a point where you're just taking the p**s.

Israeli police arrested a woman who stole a pair of Crocs shoes when she returned to the store hours later to exchange them because they did not fit her son, a police spokesman said Friday.

The bit she didn't realise is that she had been seen stealing them in the first place and was recognised from the CCTV.

I was actually hoping she was really stupid: what would her excuse have been for not having a receipt?