Blessed as I am with two fine dogs who like their walks morning and evening, I should of course be getting all the exercise I need. However, as is noted by all of my friends (and, to general laughter, by the neighbours as well) it's not so much me that takes them for a walk as they who take me for one.
The solution should be obvious, I need to invest in a pair of Heelys or Rollerblades. That way, they can indeed scurry off down the road at whatever speed they wish, I can keep up with them and we'll all have a great deal more fun.
Excuse me, I need to do some searching at 123.Skate.com to see which I should be getting.