Thursday, September 20, 2007

Home Made Sex Toys

Well, actually, sex toys made in someone else's home.

It was a stick up of a different kind for one Australian burglar, who broke into a neighbor's house and played sex games in the bathroom with a bottle of toilet detergent and a vacuum cleaner.

A court in the northern city of Brisbane heard how 27 year old Jamie Lacey, high on drugs, broke into the house in September 2004, scattering pornographic magazines around the bathroom and making a sex toy from a bottle of detergent, a piece of wood and a rubber glove, the Brisbane Times reported.

Lacey was arrested in December 2006 after police matched DNA his DNA to that on the rubber glove, according to the Australian Associated Press.

Right, OK; the high on drugs bit makes it all a bit more understandable. It's not like in vino veritas, drugs can indeed make you do very strange things, ver much out of character. However, this is the best bit:

Lacey was sentenced to 12 months community service, with judge declining to send him to jail since he had held a steady job for two years and was now a father.

Who would agree to have a child with a bloke who's under charge for having sex wth a glove in someone else's bathroom?

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