Wednesday, September 26, 2007

What Not To Say To Your Wife

Well, there are any number of things that you really shouldn't say to your wife but thi one was remarkably stupid:

Malaysian doctors have reattached a man's nearly severed penis after his first wife, enraged by his comparison of her sex skills with those of his younger second wife, decided to chop it off with a kitchen knife.

The man, a 43-year-old Indonesian worker in southern Johor state, was lying in bed with his 48-year-old wife talking about his newly wed second wife, who is in her 30s, when the incident happened, the New Straits Times newspaper reported.

You don't talk about anyone's sex skills when you're in bed with a third person for goodness sake! More than that, hubby should ponder for a moment: where did this new wife get those excellent sex skills then?

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